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Actually, I prefer the name "Duchess" than "Hwa Chong" or even "Kah Kee".

Duchess. Duchess. Doesn't that sound infinitely more posh, more royal, and less cumbersome than "Kah Kee"? 

I bet the MRT station would blast Fergie songs all day. They might even invite her to do her gig there! But if you name it "Kah Kee Station", I bet Hwa Chong would want to erect another black statue of Tan Kah Kee there.

It's so egoistic, trying to claim a station to yourself. I honestly don't understand how Mr. (I mean, Dr.) Hon could think that writing Although the station is built on our land, they are not prepared to name it Hwa Chong Station. is not a humongously bigoted sentence to write, in display of the awesome Hwa Chong Communist Spirit.

I am, however, surprised that the station is built on the land of the Hwa Chong Kingdom. I wonder which part of the land are they going to erm, donate? I think it'll be really funny if they built an underpass right under and make the exit smack in the middle of the field. Then the javelin people would start hunting down those disobedient commuters who refuse to pledge obeisance to the God of Kah Kee.

I love my neo-Nazi empire, er, I mean, school. I hope they don't put me in a concentration camp, er, I mean, level assembly.