Phrase I Invented Today: Temporary Attachment Amnesia

Definition: Y'know how every time you send an email with an attachment, you always forget the attachment? Which is pretty embarrassing, like for example you don't really like the person you're sending the email to, so you write a super clipped and impersonal email:

Dear [whoever],

Attached is the document you have been urgently requesting. Kindly peruse it.

Yours faithfully,

[your name]

Aaaaaaand. You forget the attachment. I mean if it's a friend I'll just send it with the attachment, then add a "paiseh... forgot to attach". But for nasty people which you don't like it's potentially embarrassing. I might just attach it in another email without saying anything, and blame it on my email server later.

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On a happier technological note, I've discovered the Messenger Plus! It's almost like being converted, except that now God is MSN, and He Had Made Me See Colours.

I know, I'm super outdated, but my old version of MSN just shows me super big chunks of codes instead of the font stylistics and colours. But Zhengyu has shown me the holy link and I'm not longer blind!

It's crazily addictive.

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Somehow I am contented today.

I went to make my ATM card, so I could finally withdrawn money to pay those kind folks who helped me in my time in need.

Then I went to cut my hair. And replenished my contact lens stock.

Borrowed two books from the library. Reached home, read till I fell asleep.

I'll love to attribute it to the lack of homework, but I guess this is how I like my life.

No tiring confrontations, no smses to look forward to. Just going by my own way, so I don't have to care about other people. I don't like to do what I'm told, I realized.

Maybe if you'll just let me walk my way, it'll be much easier for both of us.

I'll pretend to apologize, then actually stay subtly bitter, but I'll still laugh over it, and then one day I'll meet someone who wants to help me out of my 'problems', and the whole cycle repeats.

Don't we all love routine.