blog/enigma

Thursday, July 10, 2008

10:48 PM

To make up for the lack of interesting posts (though I do have interesting things to post, just that I keep forgetting, like maggots, hwachong's mass suicide due to oriental gentlemen cheating, etc, etc):

1)do you have a wide group of friends ?
Not really, just a clique of really funny ones.

2)if you're in trouble , will your friends 'fly' to help you ?
They will flock around and ask me if I'm okay, which I will ignore them because my own defense mechanism will have had kicked in. Translation: No, I can settle my own problems because I'm a natural breast-beating, penis-biting bitch.

3)will you sacrifice your most precious thing for your friends ?
Erm... my most precious thing....? Well then it really depends what that precious thing right.

4)do you believe in BFF ?
I'm hopeful, yes. But pretty cynical about it.

5)do you think a straight and a woman can just be platonic friends ?
Hmmm. No, surprisingly. I mean, it takes a lot of effort to stay platonic, and to stop thinking of your friends in other ways.

6)do you have a male friend whom you can trust with almost evrything ?
Yeah.

7)do you think friends should tell each other evrything ?
Ideally, yes. But of course we don't.

8)if your friends are in trouble , wht will you do ?
It really depends on my mood. I'm really being honest here. In a good day, I'll jump off the building to catch your contact lens. In a bad day, I won't donate a cell for your liver transplant.

9)in future , if your friends get married and ask you to be their best man , will you agree ?
Definitely, it would be so fun. I will poke fun at them and seduce the bride. Or groom. Or the flower girls.

10)wht if your enemy calls you one day to make peace?
I would rejoice.

11)wht will you do to a friend whom you trust deeply, betrayed you?
I'll go emo for a time, then never let it go and stab back as soon as I get the chance. Childish, no?

12)if your friend snatches your gf away , will you hate him or her completely?
No la. I'll just be jealous and find another one.

13)wht if there is a girl that has liked your friend for quite some time, tells you that she needs your help to win the heart of your friend, will you help her?
Hahaha who thinks of all these stupid questions? If I think they're compatible, yes. I don't want to matchmake a disastrous couple.

14)do your parents think your friends are a bad influence ?
I have a nagging suspicion that they think the other way round, that I lead my friends into sin. Behold the Antichrist.

15)wht will you tell your parents if they asked you to transfer school, which means losing all your closest friends?
If it's for a good reason it's okay. But most probably I'll just refuse, because I'm rebellious. But it's actually okay. If those friends are my closest ones, they would probably contact me. I hope.

16)if your friend organizes a once in a life time party, but your family doesn’t allow you to go , will you sulk/throw a temper/sneak out/don’t go?
I would just go la. Where's the dilemma?

17)how will you describe your friendship relationship with your friends?
I thrive with them. I feel emo without them. I capitalize on my friendships a lot. In fact they account for a lot of my emotional status. So I'm pretty dependent if you think of it.

18)define friendship.
People saying things about embarrassing things that make them not embarrassing anymore. (Like Poolside auntie's axillary hair, or eating vaginal discharge)

19)name 20 people whom you can think right now . don’t read the questions until you named the 20 people . at the end , choose 5 people to do this .

1. Jiexuan
2. Amelia
3. Huiyao
4. Qiqi
5. Qifannn
6. Jovina
7. Gideon
8. Edwin
9. Zong Xian
10. Wei Qi
11. Joan
12. Lawrence Siao
13. Leng
14. Daniel Kiang
15. Mrs. Lai
16. Teezhuo
17. Sean
18. Peter Gilbert
19. Liang Jun
20. Walter

how did you meet no. 4?
Oh, when we were selected for vice-head in p5 right? Yeah then went we were announced to be the vice-heads (and eventually the heads) I was like, ooh, it's that girl.

wht will you do if you nvr met no.1?
Difficult question to answer. Shall not answer.

wht if no. 9 & no. 20 dated?
Zong Xian and Walter: Fat babies, definitely. Sorry.

will no.6 & no. 17 date?
Jovina and Sean: They don't know each other! And Jovina won't be able to stand Sean. And Sean is too anti-social to be bothered about dating.

describe no. 3.
Huiyao: Super Cool, Super Candid, Super Concerned, Sociable, Crapper.

describe no. 7.
Gideon: Enough said about him. But Gideon, you're improving!

do you knw any of no.12’s family?
L.Siao: Yes, TanBB.

what'll you do if no.18 confess to you that he likes you?
Peter Gilbert: OH GOD. That would be embarrassing. I would kindly reject, with an Asian humility.

what language does 15 speak?
Mrs. Lai: English, Chinese, some dialect which I forgot, Music (especially articulations)

how old is no.16?
Teezhuo: 14. His height is cunningly deceiving.

whn is the last time you spoke to no.13?
Leng: Yesterday, in his car, when he sent me home yay.

who is no.2 favorite band or singer?
Amelia: I. have. no. idea. She doesn't seem to be the idolizing sort. Some of each, I suppose.

would you ever date no. 4?
Qiqi: Also, another potential embarrassing question, shall not answer. I know she wouldn't though.

would you ever date no. 1?
Jiexuan: [sarcasm] Oh yes, definitely. He's so exclusive! Must get my hands on him. [/sarcasm]

is no. 19 single?
Liang Jun: No. x)

would you ever be in a relationship with no.11?
Joan: She's nice, and witty, and real verbose. If only she's not older than me, then xP Joking!

"school of no. 3?
Huiyao: Hwa Chong.

whr does no. 6 live?
Jovina: Somewhere near Rebecca's place in Kovan, I think.

wht is your favourite thing about no.5?
Qifannn: His recipes. Nah. His good-naturedness.

have you seen no. 2 naked?
Amelia: No. Sorry Amelia that you had to appear in this question.

wht is no.8's nickname ?
Edwin: hahahahahahahahahaha. (no that's not his nickname) shitman (which is what I call him) and other shit-related stuff.

Next 5 person to do the survey.

1. Huiyao!
2. Qifannn!
3. Zhengyu!
4. Jiexuan! (which I can't see!)
5. Wei Qi! (Though I know he won't do it)

signed, jiasheng

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