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Thursday, November 22, 2007

5:24 PM

Here's a quiz for the band peeps:
You're been having outdoor practice for 3 hours straight, breakless. You're tired, thirsty, irritable and sore all over. Suddenly, a fly decides to alight upon your face and molest your facial features by crawling all over your eyelashes, nostrils, cheeks, lips and earlobes. Your reaction to this is:

a) Scream blue murder and drop your instrument and start swatting your face, then running into the koi pond and dunk yourself amidst the fishes.
b) Remain cool and collected as a cucumber, and allowing the fly to progress into your respective orifices (aka, holes on your body, aka, mouth ear nose).
c) Think, "Wow, I'm attractive to flies. Eh, I'm so perfect that even flies love me. Everyone loves me!"
d) Start eying Edwin and Mr. Siao conspicuously, whispering, "Psssst! Help me swat that fly!"
e) Contort your facial muscles and making weird faces to create an uneven terrain for the fly and wish for a strong gust of wind.

Now, select your answer! Ready? Don't peek, scroll down!
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If you've chosen..
a: you're a hysterical neurotic.
b: you're a masochistic verminophile.
c: you're a egoistic narcissist.
d: you're gay.
e: you're smart, but will attract strange looks on the bus.

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Of course, that was totally crap. Tell me your type! I'm b, by the way. What a cruel way to describe myself.

Band practice was about L. Siao's aesthetic obsession with 90 degrees. Bo Dong and I decided that we should give him a piece of paper with lots of grids on it on his birthday. His simulated response, as contributed by Bo Dong:
"Oh my god! So many 90 degrees! It's too much, too beautiful! It's so nice! So beautiful!"

Perhaps he has a squarish wife or something. Or husband. In Netherlands.

Oh yes I have to talk about my pimple! Yes I'm running out of stuff to say, so this particular spot on my face will become the hero of the post today. It's so disgusting! (N.B. Disgusting is one of L. Siao's favourite words) It's like a gigantic obtrusion to my flawless and perfect beauty.

I dunno why, but I'm really self-conscious about this particular zit that's on my left cheek. Firstly, it stings. Secondly, any amount of face washing with 3 different brands of facial foam does not help. And I thought I could just sleep it off, but NO! It stays there stubbornly. Here's the list of I'm going to do if it doesn't disappear soon (and I meant SOON):

1) Take a razor and slize off a bit of my face. A scar's always cooler than a pimple.
2) Put a plaster over it, which is so Liu Zhen.
3) Stay home and horrify only my family members.
4) Talk to it and make it go away. (I can recommend some people you'll love to attach yourself to...)

It's just so revolting! I'm too self-conscious. But it's so urgh!

Tag replies!

xinyuan: that was a darn long post haha glad that period of.. depression is over (: i heard eating a tub of ice cream helps though. and suri cruise is so pretty!!! go marry her next time and i will visit the both of you everyday heehee.

>> Hmmmmm. So I'll be either slim and depressed (the melancholic prince look), or fat and depressed/cheered up (freaking ugly). Guess which one I'll choose. And loser me didn't know Suri's a she. Oops. Nah. I can't pay for the dowry.

chloe: omg your post is SO DARN LONG/ and dude! you wann be sexy?!

>> Four words: Get used to it. I'm a chatty kid. And DUH. Who doesn't want to be sexy? Unless, of course, you're rich and famous and nice, which I am only two-thirds the equation. (Hah.)

signed, jiasheng

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