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Monday, November 26, 2007

10:23 PM

[Q] post: Full Of $#It

Here I am, back home at 10 something, using my brother's extremely lousy laptop with the D key missing and a very laggy connection to fit.

Well my mum got 2 free tickets to the première of 'Full Of It', some movie so we went to the
Shaw at Balestier (it was so ulu that I didn't want to go to it in the first place, but I'm a cheap horny lesbian so uhhurm, there I was). Anyway, I strongly recommend anyone with an ounce of brains not to watch it because it's one of the most retarded films I've ever watched.

And since I'm not recommending, I can give spoilers (I think the film-makers will hire a gunman soon). It's about this short loser nerd guy whose lies come true and he got a red Porsche, the sexiest slut (which I didn't find that sexy)in school, his more sexy English teacher to crush hopelessly and arousingly on him, a *cough* male endowment of unbelievable size, and basically he becomes the sensation of his school. At the end things fall apart and it ends with a preachy note and tadah it ends.

It's full of (pardon the crass) shit. So much so that I had diarrhoea afterwards (it has nothing to do with the popcorn).

If my lies could come true, I would lie that:

1) I'm not a cheap horny lesbian so I didn't go watch that movie (which would, incidentally, form an paradox).
2) I'm rich.
3) I'm a smart winsome sexy perfect author who writes bestsellers then go travel around the world with various exotic partners.
4) I'm happy.

Good night =D

signed, jiasheng

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