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Sunday, October 21, 2007

11:32 PM

Jiasheng's Holographic Will and Last Words

1. All my cluttered belongings should be gathered in a large room (or hall, if necessary).

2. If unsure whether it belongs to me, it does.

3. All library books should be returned, with the note explaining that the borrower is actually dead.

4. Warn them I'm going to haunt them if they insist on the fine.

5. All my clothes should be burned. None of them are going to charity.

6. Because there's no way snooty kids are going to wear my clothes.

7. ~~If possible~~ MUST burn all the clothes (nice ones, please) in the world along. I might receive them.

8. Add a couple of boxes of beauty products, too. No harm done. Oh except for the environment...

9. On second thoughts.

10. Nah. Burn.

11. My books should be donated to the library.

12. Except for those magazines stashed under my bed. Burn those, too. Without looking at them.

13. My toys shall be entrusted with Zhenyang.

14. Eeyore should have a private room.

15. Or else.

16. My pitcher plant shall be donated to the Botanical Gardens, where it will be fed obnoxious people. After they've been shrunk to fly-size.

17. People like Josh come into mind. Though he'll be pretty hard to shrink.

18. My body will be preserved at the Istana.

19. Cryonics will be used to preserve my body for future revival.

20. Funds shall be from the "Super Being Restoration Fund".

-Last Words

-To the people I like: hoho. don't die without me.

-To the people I don't: You got off easy.

-Random: AHHHHH OBS IS MY MURDERER!!!!!

signed, jiasheng

19th Sept
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