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Saturday, October 27, 2007

8:23 AM

Fort of the Lice - By Golem Weeding

Chapter 1: The Sound Of The Hell.

THE BOY WITH LONG HAIR lowered himself down to the last few feet of rock and began to pick his way towards the jetty. Though he had taken off his dignity to come to this god-forsaken island and even paid for it, he was not at all ready to start the camp experience. He clambered heavily among the creepers and broken trunks when a water flea, a vision of brown and black, flashed upwards his arm with a witch-like demeanor, and this action was echoed by another.

"Hi!" the voice said, "Welcome to OBS!"

OBS? What does it stand for anyway? An abbreviation for obscene?

Soon, the boy was in the place the instructors dub the Multi-Purpose Hall.

For slaughtering kids and murdering civilization. Multi-purpose, alright.

After a while, the boy started talking with his watchmates. One of them, a fat boy tried to converse with the long-haired boy.

"Aren't there any air-con at all?"

"I don't think so."

The long-haired boy said this solemnly, but then the horror of a realized nightmare overcame him. In the middle of the hall he broke out in spasms and wailed at the trembling fat boy.

"No air-con!"

The fat boy thought for a moment.

"Computer too."

Suddenly, everyone in the hall started thinking about what they've left behind in Singapore to come to Pulau Ubin, this little ulu island with absolutely nothing but a lot of scary logs pitched up in the air. Computers, air-con, proper food, gameboys, fridge, clean toilets with that familiar smell... So they all went into spasms and died.

Unfortunately, they were soon revived with the very noisy wheezing of someone having ass-mar. Apparently he tried to run but his attack soon halted his escape from this purgatory.

And THEN the course mistress started to speak.

"WELCOME TO HELL, NO, I MEAN OBS!"

The sound of the hell...

Chapter 2: People on the Rock Wall.

The ice-breakers have been messy enough, which was followed by being caught by falling backwards and walking blindfolded. Next, the instructor had commanded them to climb the rock wall pasting pieces of paper on it. It is, indeed, rather stupid but the sight of seeing paper stuck all over the wall was even stupid-er.

Chapter 3: Tents/Dinner on the Beach

After pitching the tents, the watch proceeded to cook dinner on the beach. Hexamine oxidized to form an exothermic reaction which conveniently heated the curry chicken and unedible rice. Then dinner was followed by a refreshing rain. While we were still cooking. So the boy with long hair started saving the tents which were almost crushing into the neighboring ones with a domino effect. After that heroic effort, he proceeded to eat the dinner, which was gone. So he had to satisfy himself with half a can of chicken curry which was cold and filled with sand.

Chapter 4: Wet Faces and Hairy Long.

"Hey," said the long-haired boy as he lay beside his watchmates in the tent.

"What?" the rest replied.

"Have you heard about the legend of the Hairy Long?(aka 毛龙)"

The wind outside blew creepily.

"No..." there was a tinge of fear in the boys' voices.

BREEEEEEEEE!!!!!! A loud sound penetrated the air.

Chapter 5: Beast from Water.

"IT'S THE HAIRY LONG!"

The rest of the boys screamed.

"CAT 1 SITUATION, EVACUATE TO MPH IMMEDIATELY."

So the Hairy Long was a female.

Oh wait. It's an instructor.

Oh. So a storm is approaching from Punggol. Okay. So let's sleep in the MPH tonight.

Chapter 6: Airy Beats

Nothing important happened today.

Chapter 7: Shadows and Tall Trees

Hey! We went kayaking. It was fun.

Chapter 8: Gift for Darkness

And we camped and ate lots of Maggi Mee!

Chapter 9: A View to Death

Squash! Goes my hand and ants go dead.

Chapter 10: The Quarry and the Trek

OOh the best part. We jumped into this fantastic quarry and whee we were all clean. Then we trekked back to Camp 1 tiredly.

Chapter 11: Campsite 1!

And we reached there safely.

Chapter 12: Cry of the Campers

"Hey, isn't this the last day?"

The sudden realization hit the boys like kayaks hitting the rocks as they wept for the end of torture, the brightness of their future and the fall through the air of the delicious and much neglected food called Maggi Mee.

The End.

signed, jiasheng

19th Sept
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