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Sunday, August 12, 2007

2:22 PM

Hey hey... so here it is, Cholestrol Man, comic edition.
I must say I'm quite disappointed on how it turned out. It's not what I really wanted, but it'll have to do I guess. No point wasting more of my sunday. I need to catch up on procrastination.
Anyway, story credit goes to Mark. I've shamelessly took his text-based comic (yes, laugh at him, not me). Cholestrol Man issue 2 and 3's already out. You may want to read it on his blog.
And for those people who are lazy to read, here's the text-based version I've (again) shamelessly plagiarized.

"issue number 1!ok so in the first panel. some rather fat guy stands there stoning like all comic strip characters do when they first appear.he's probably going to say something stupid..oh there it is!"hi..im cholestrol man!" -biggrin-no wait, stifle ur laughter, the punchline hasn't come yet!in the next panel, cholestrol man..or so he claims to be, is ravaging through the contents of a refrigerator.where the refrigerator may have come from is entirely up to you, the reader, 's, imagination, just like all gd comic props are.maybe it just materialised. anw, tt prob has to do with antimatter and positrons and stuff tt only omy wld know.and maybe cheewee.oh look, cholestrol man's saying sth!"i need food to satisfy my cowcow stomach"well.ok. next panel.you guys must have expected cholestrol man to pull out sth reasonably edible from the refrigerator, this being a sensible, down-to-earth comic and all..and just as patrick star would have it, you, the reader, is/are right!so cholestrol man appears to be holding what seems to be a bunch of electrons circulating in an elliptical manner.oh wait, it's just an egg.and the panel's all sparkly and such.in the last panel cholestrol man ingests the egg!or so he would have done, if the egg didn't fly straight up to his cranium the moment cholestrol man tried to force it down his oesophagus.he's got this painful look on his face..prob died or sth.well, so wld anyone who had an egg in their brain, i guess..man this comic's gory.so anw now the egg's at the highest point of cholestrol man's body.eng tchers call this the pinnacle.math tchers call this the stationary point of inflexion. yea wtv.probably the result of inverse peristalsis, you, the reader, might think..but there's a hidden message behind all this..oh yes, all stories and political cartoons have those hidden somewhere.yea so uh, eggs are high in cholestrol."

okay I've no idea why it turns out like this because Mark has very delightful and suspenseful pauses instead of this big chunk. that's why I would suggest going to his blog :D

In any case. Happy reading and scratching your head.

signed, jiasheng

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