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Monday, June 11, 2007

10:50 PM

Well, to continue to infuse creativity and linguistic variety into my posts, I shall tell a story today.
Once upon a time, there was a boy who could kill people with his eyes.
No, this is nothing about a horror story in which his eyeballs extends out of the sockets and strangles the person to death. Nah, this is much more subtle and interesting. And significantly less gory.
This boy, whom we shall call Lance Gardner, also codenamed Glance, has the unique ability to simple, as his name suggests, to grant death to anyone he wishes simply by well, glancing at them. Of course, this is not very unique, per se, because in a world full of imaginative comic writers and novella authors we have heard much of people with similar caliber, and I personally can name quite a number. However, the interesting thing is that our dear Glance also happens to be blind, and thus, is able to coexist with the rest of the non-powered human population without the threat of being recruited into dangerous missions by secret government departments.
Although missing out on the espionage experiences and shady villains and a harem of women who have fashion tastes in the children's department, Glance has managed to live a peaceful and anti-climatic life, leading a mostly normal visually-handicapped routine that involves large expenditures at the local sunglasses shop and more dogs than the SPCA would allow.
Until one day, when he received a letter in Braille dots. It said, when lined in horizontal format:
...................................................................................................................................................
In English, however, it says:
NEW!!! Optical Surgery that GUARANTEES sight retrieval. At SPECIAL rates for the visually-handicapped. Brought to you by EYErony Medical Institution.
Glance decides to give it a try.
***
Alright that's all for today. Let's continue tomorrow.
And yes, it's a dumb story. Just humor me.
Anyway, I'm feeling rather disoriented now because it seems like a crazy day.
Either that or I've slept the whole afternoon and so now I feel a little queasy.
And smelly.
But anyway, I think I've managed to upset Luther again. Without knowing why. o.o
And someone just logged off when I tried talking. It's rather discouraging. However at least some other people are nice to talk to, like Lionel. Though I sound very preachy when I talk to him about emoness. And I hate sounding preachy, contrary to popular belief.
Wondering: where's WQ now, when's Jiunn Lin coming back, whether Khee Xuan is feeling better, when Luther is not going to be unresponsive, how Mark thinks of all the random things that make me laugh, why I'm hoping to skip outdoors tomorrow, why my holidays is ruined, how emoness occurs, why is my life like what it is now, how am I going to continue Glance and His Adventures, why I'm perspiring when it's nighttime, whether to go cycling/jogging later, why I'm thinking rather deviant thoughts now, why do I find some people irritating and some cute and some simply irresistible, why I'm not met the irresistible ones, why am I so bad at playing and at outdoors, what to do for the uniforms because Wensen is twice as blur as me, how do they make Popcorn Chicken at KFC, why had I say things that I will regret, why I feel like being hugged right now, why I'm such a loser, why am I so deceptive to myself, why do I like philosophical concepts, why do I feel so old.
Oh well. Whatever.
Why don't I have answers!
Alright, going to take a good cold shower. And hopefully jog a bit.
Then cross my fingers and hope for the best tomorrow. More tanning wow.

signed, jiasheng

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