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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

12:53 PM

A Study: The Egoistical Nature of Lin Jiasheng
Chapter 1: How He Manages To Be The Subject Of Loathing

-He detests the use of abbreviation, but constantly finds excuses to use them himself. Notorious excuses include:
1)I'm royalty.
2)Who are you to berate His Highness? Guards, drag that ignorant fool out!
3)A once in a while indulgence should be alright.
4)I'm immersing myself in the teenage subculture.
5)My abbreviations are exceptional! They can't be compared with lowly mortal standards.

-How he reacts to other people's atrocious typing:
1)That's condemnable.
2)I suggest you take the 3R approach - Repelling, Revolting and Repulsive.
3)Oh no! A dyslexic cat has taken over your keyboard!
4) I shall suggest that you are merely typing some sort of exotic language extinct from the modern, sane world, and therefore you are not just showing your intense stupidity.
5)It was said that a million monkeys typing randomly at the keyboard will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to just one, we know it's not true.

-He supposedly insult people behind their backs. Now, as the statistics show, the number one subject of hatred is directed to 'backstabbers', (information obtained from http://look-what's-on-the-'hate'-section-in-every-blog-and-you-
see-'backstabbers'.com,last accessed 19th September 1734)
From one of his egoistical speeches:
"I declare that I do not hate nor insult people behind their backs. If I have any problems dealing with you, there are simple steps I can take to annoy you, instead of having to commit such dishonorable acts. For such a master at oratorical skillfulness , a word is all I have to utter to leave you speechless."

-He also detests weaklings trying to threaten him with puny lines, such as "stop commenting on me or u wldnt lik wad i'll do to u."

-Also, he has the tendency to plot magnificent plans just to have a taste of vengeance. It includes:
1)Making sure every single person know of his Nemesis's faults.
2)Writing novels which often include the hated person as the antagonist.
3)Being colder than frozen hydrogen oxide.
4)Shipping a gun over from US and blowing that person's brains out. And watch him squirm and cringe while he mock him. Preferably in front of a crowd.
5)Being extraordinarily nice to the person and slit his wrist when he isn't looking.

-He is known to be unreasonably stubborn, especially when he thinks he's right. Which isn't too bad most of the time, besides from the times when he's grossly wrong.

-One of his less said words are "Sorry", "I'm wrong to say that", and "You're right!"

-He enjoys putting himself as the protagonist in his novels and writing positive things to tide him over moodiness.

-He has violent tendencies (includes the comment about blowing brains out) and excuses himself by saying he's 'being in touch with his natural instincts'.

~To be continued~

signed, jiasheng

19th Sept
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